Thursday, November 29, 2007

Cheaters never win, nor learn, apparently

Dear Cheater,
After getting a zero on your paper that you plagiarized, and barely avoiding getting kicked out of my class solely on the basis of your apology, why why why would you think you could get away with what you have done? Why would you announce, in class, before a quiz that you did not read the material, and then, somehow, miraculously, get answers to questions like "what is the author's name" and "what sport is the essay about" correct? Do you think I'm stupid, or is your capacity to learn from your mistakes so small that you will keep repeating them, like some kind of Britney Spears imitator, only instead of flashing your vagina and refusing to shower, you make idiotic comments and try to get away with cheating?

Wait, don't answer that. I've already made up my mind.

RK.

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