I'm plodding through forty memory essays and would you believe that there's nothing even moderately amusing about them? I've never had such a dull bunch.
That being said, the student who capitalized "God" has included in her final draft some dialogue from our Lord. Did you know that the Creator speaks in fused sentences and comma splices? It's true!
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I guess his english grammar isn't the best. Contrary to what most people think english is not god's language.
That's always been the most persuasive argument I've personally heard about the bible being inaccurate - the grammar is too good to REALLY be him. ;)
Robin
Perhaps you should fax Him some "Helpful Grammar Hints" sheets?
HAHAHAHAHA.
I had to grade an essay called "My Revival" written by a Born Again Christian student from Guam.
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